chelliebean3:

when I die I want RIB to lower me into the grave so they can let me down one last time

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

valium-ismyfavoritecolor:

broadway

broadwa

broadw

broad

broa

bro

br

b

bo

boo

boot

bootl

bootle

bootleg

(Source: yitzhakandtheangryinch)